Bacanator

The BACANATOR. Yes, we misspelled "bacon" on purpose. No, we're not changing it. It has CHARACTER.

This burger is for the bacon enthusiasts. The bacon obsessed. The people who, when asked "how much bacon?" answer "YES." We've stacked this beauty with so much crispy, smoky bacon that pigs have started a support group.

Double beef patties, American cheese, and enough bacon to make a cardiologist gently weep. It's not health food, but it IS happiness food, and that's basically the same thing if you don't think about it too hard.

Side effects may include: Suddenly understanding why people say bacon is life, an urge to put bacon on everything, and complete and utter satisfaction.