67 Burger
67 REAL PATTIES! The ultimate burger tower challenge!
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THE LEGENDARY 67 BURGER. Yes, you read that right. SIXTY-SEVEN ACTUAL BEEF PATTIES. We counted. Twice.
Why 67? Because 66 wasn't tall enough to touch the ceiling, and 68 would require a building permit. This magnificent tower of meat stands approximately 3 feet tall and weighs more than most newborn babies. Our chef needs a step ladder to add the top bun. This is not a joke.
Each of the 67 patties is lovingly cooked and stacked with military precision. There's cheese between every. single. layer. That's 66 slices of cheese, if you're counting (and you should be, it's an impressive number).
If you finish the entire thing by yourself in under 30 minutes, you get: - Your photo on our Wall of Legends - Free antacids for a month - A medal that says "I conquered 67 patties and lived to tell the tale" - Eternal bragging rights
So far, only THREE people have completed the challenge. Two of them were professional competitive eaters. The third was Uncle Larry, and doctors are still studying him.
WARNING: This burger requires signing a waiver. We also recommend making peace with your stomach before attempting.
